Category: 其他產品
遇見那些曾經錯過的款式。這款限量版商品是我們一直無法割捨的經典設計——直到現在。五折優惠，售完為止。商品以現狀出售，無保固，純屬趣味。
了解關於 Mitch McConnell 假陽具的一切須知：
參議院少數黨領袖 Mitch McConnell 正以其反墮胎立場「搞」美國。而且他未經我們同意：80% 的美國人認為墮胎在所有或大多數情況下應屬合法。
我們提供一種更愉悅的方式來「反搞」他，同時支持生育自由。此限量版購買金額的 100% 將捐贈給我們的墮胎權基金合作夥伴：全國墮胎基金網絡
如果你自己不想要這項商品……我們就把這個留在這裡：
收件人：Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Snagged this at half price and honestly the "retired style" tag makes it feel like a collector's item, which is weird but fun. It's sold as-is, but mine arrived in solid shape and it's been a hilarious conversation starter on my shelf. For the warehouse sale price, it's a total steal.
Got mine in the warehouse sale and it's honestly the most ridiculous conversation piece I own. The "sold as-is" tag made me laugh, but it's exactly the kind of weird bargain that makes a boring shelf finally feel alive.
Half off for a retired style that's sold as-is? That's a steal for the novelty factor alone, and mine arrived exactly as described. The no-warranty warning actually made me laugh, but honestly, for the price, the absurdity alone is worth every penny.
