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Mitch McConnell Dildo (Warehouse Sale)

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Meet the ones that got away. This limited-edition product is a retired style we just couldn't let go of — until now. 50% off, while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.

Find out everything you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases. 

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Customer Reviews (4.9 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Victoria D. ★★★★★

Snagged this at half price and honestly the "retired style" tag makes it feel like a collector's item, which is weird but fun. It's sold as-is, but mine arrived in solid shape and it's been a hilarious conversation starter on my shelf. For the warehouse sale price, it's a total steal.

Brian B. ★★★★★

Got mine in the warehouse sale and it's honestly the most ridiculous conversation piece I own. The "sold as-is" tag made me laugh, but it's exactly the kind of weird bargain that makes a boring shelf finally feel alive.

Claire ★★★★★

Half off for a retired style that's sold as-is? That's a steal for the novelty factor alone, and mine arrived exactly as described. The no-warranty warning actually made me laugh, but honestly, for the price, the absurdity alone is worth every penny.

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