Aubergine Emojibator Bullet Vibrator

It's way cuter in person than the emoji, and honestly, the size is perfect for slipping into a pocket for a party. The 10 patterns gave me plenty to play with, though I mostly stuck to the thrumming one that hit the spot just right.

Bought this as a gag gift for a friend’s bachelorette and honestly, it’s become the life of every party since. The 10 patterns are surprisingly fun to cycle through, and the little eggplant shape is way more adorable in person than I expected. It’s tiny but mighty — perfect for throwing in a clutch.

The 10 vibration patterns give you way more variety than I expected from something this tiny, and the shape makes it super easy to hold during use. It's become my go-to travel toy because it's discreet but seriously gets the job done.