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Mitch McConnell Dildo (Lagersalg)

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$40 $80 In stock

Category: Andre produkter

Mød dem, der slap væk. Dette limited-edition produkt er en udgået stil, som vi bare ikke kunne slippe – indtil nu. 50% rabat, så længe lager haves. Sælges som beset, uden garanti, kun sjov.

Få alt, du behøver at vide om Mitch McConnell Dildo:

Senatets minoritetsleder Mitch McConnell f*cker Amerika med sin anti-abort holdning. Og han gør det uden vores samtykke: 80% af amerikanerne mener, at abort bør være lovligt i alle eller de fleste tilfælde. 

Vi tilbyder en mere behagelig måde at f*cke ham tilbage på og samtidig støtte reproduktiv frihed. 100% af dette limited-edition køb går til vores partner for abortrettighedsfonde: National Network of Abortion Funds

Og hvis du ikke selv ønsker dette produkt... Så lader vi bare dette stå her:

Att: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Customer Reviews (4.9 / 5 · 25 reviews)

Victoria D. ★★★★★

Snagged this at half price and honestly the "retired style" tag makes it feel like a collector's item, which is weird but fun. It's sold as-is, but mine arrived in solid shape and it's been a hilarious conversation starter on my shelf. For the warehouse sale price, it's a total steal.

Brian B. ★★★★★

Got mine in the warehouse sale and it's honestly the most ridiculous conversation piece I own. The "sold as-is" tag made me laugh, but it's exactly the kind of weird bargain that makes a boring shelf finally feel alive.

Claire ★★★★★

Half off for a retired style that's sold as-is? That's a steal for the novelty factor alone, and mine arrived exactly as described. The no-warranty warning actually made me laugh, but honestly, for the price, the absurdity alone is worth every penny.